Twinkies are pretty awesome, but getting DRUNK off Twinkies just sets a new standard in my opinion.  These Spiced Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies will set the Holiday right, getting you mentally prepared to hang out with people you may hate.

130 Calories Per Twinkie

Prep:  10 min
Bake: 12-15 min

Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies
 
Prep time
Cook time
Total time
 
Twinkies are pretty awesome, but getting DRUNK off Twinkies just sets a new standard in my opinion. These Spiced Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies will set the Holiday right, getting you mentally prepared to hang out with people you may hate.
Author:
Ingredients
  • 2 Yellow Cake Mix Packets
  • 2 Cups Water
  • 1 Cup Oil
  • 8 Eggs
Rum & Cream Ingredients
  • 1 Cup Milk
  • 1 Cup Spiced Rum
  • 2 Packets Dream Whip
Instructions
  1. Twas a recipe for Twinkies and before we get started
  2. Those bastards from hostess took these treats off the market
  3. So lets make these at home and I'm sure they'll be YUM!
  4. Let's get wasted off Twinkies cus we added RUM!
  5. Whisk 8 egg whites, for at least 5 minutes
  6. If you don't have a mixer then tell the lady to mix it
  7. Now that it's light and fluffy and sealed with a kiss
  8. We can move to step two and step two goes like this
  9. Add 2 cups of water and 1 cup of oil
  10. Toss in your cake mix and pop grandmas boil
  11. Now mix and mix until well combined
  12. Add 8 egg yolks with some shimmer and shine
  13. Grease up these trays and fill them with cake stuff
  14. What if you don't have these?
  15. I guess you could use aluminum foil if you're crafty enough
  16. Then bake for 12 minutes at 350 F
  17. But if they aren't yet quite brown, don't take them out yet
  18. Ahhh yes, they are done, so moist and so light
  19. Now lets add some booze so our Twinkies have bite
  20. Add a ½ Cup milk and some rum just a pinch
  21. Or add a sh*t tone of booze and be that drunk relative everybody makes fun of at a party
  22. Lastly this Dream Whip powder packet and mix
  23. It's just like Cool Whip, but cheaper and less quick
  24. Now stab our cake treats in three places like so
  25. Squeeze in our cream, squeeze it until it can show
  26. Repeat several times until we come to an end
  27. But put toothpaste in one, just to screw with a friend
  28. And our Twinkies are done, made with holiday cheer
  29. The cheer comes from drinking our wine, rum and beer
  30. But the video is ending please hold back that tear
  31. Hellthy Junk Food to all and a Happy New Year!
Hellthy Nutritional Information
Serving size: 1 Twinkie Calories: 130 Fat: 4g Saturated fat: 2g Trans fat: 0g Carbohydrates: 22g Sugar: 14g Sodium: 140mg Fiber: 0g Protein: 1g Cholesterol: 10mg