Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies

130 Calories Per Twinkie

Twinkies are pretty awesome, but getting DRUNK off Twinkies just sets a new standard in my opinion.  These Spiced Rum & Cream Filled Twinkies will set the Holiday right, getting you mentally prepared to hang out with people you may hate.

Prep Time: 1 0 mins
Cook Time: 15 mins
Total Time: 25 mins

Author: HellthyJunkFood
Recipe Type: Snack
Cuisine: American
Serves: 1

Ingredients:

• 2 Yellow Cake Mix Packets
  
• 2 Cups Water
  
• 1 Cup Oil
  
• 8 Eggs
  

Rum & Cream Ingredients:

• 1 Cup Milk
  
• 1 Cup Spiced Rum
  
• 2 Packets Dream Whip
  

THINGS YOU'LL NEED:

• HJF Cutting Board: https://bit.ly/2Eyhr3R
  
• HJF Apron: https://bit.ly/2Ez9z0
  

Instructions:

1. Twas a recipe for Twinkies and before we get started
   
2. Those bastards from hostess took these treats off the market
   
3. So lets make these at home and I'm sure they'll be YUM!
   
4. Let's get wasted off Twinkies cus we added RUM!
   
5. Whisk 8 egg whites, for at least 5 minutes
   
6. If you don't have a mixer then tell the lady to mix it
   
7. Now that it's light and fluffy and sealed with a kiss
   
8. We can move to step two and step two goes like this
   
9. Add 2 cups of water and 1 cup of oil
   
10. Toss in your cake mix and pop grandmas boil
    
11. Now mix and mix until well combined
    
12. Add 8 egg yolks with some shimmer and shine
    
13. Grease up these trays and fill them with cake stuff
    
14. What if you don't have these?
    
15. I guess you could use aluminum foil if you're crafty enough
    
16. Then bake for 12 minutes at 350 F
    
17. But if they aren't yet quite brown, don't take them out yet
    
18. Ahhh yes, they are done, so moist and so light
    
19. Now lets add some booze so our Twinkies have bite
    
20. Add a ½ Cup milk and some rum just a pinch
    
21. Or add a sh*t tone of booze and be that drunk relative everybody makes fun of at a party
    
22. Lastly this Dream Whip powder packet and mix
    
23. It's just like Cool Whip, but cheaper and less quick
    
24. Now stab our cake treats in three places like so
    
25. Squeeze in our cream, squeeze it until it can show
    
26. Repeat several times until we come to an end
    
27. But put toothpaste in one, just to screw with a friend
    
28. And our Twinkies are done, made with holiday cheer
    
29. The cheer comes from drinking our wine, rum and beer
    
30. But the video is ending please hold back that tear
    
31. Hellthy Junk Food to all and a Happy New Year!
    

Nutritional Information:

Serving Size: 1 Calories: 130 Fat: 4g Saturated Fat: 2g Trans Fat: 0g Carbohydrates: 22g Sugar: 14g Sodium: 140mg Fiber: 0g Protein: 1g Cholesterol: 10mg