Again, bread has taken a back seat to another bizarre substitute for dough.  I guess broke ass college kids can find another innovative way to eat their favorite 20 cent meal.  Unfortunately they’ll need to spend an extra $10 bucks to turn it into this pizza.  I went the Chicken Alfredo route, but you can do whatever you want with your ramen crust!

410 Calories Per 1/2 Pizza

Prep:  10 min
Cook: 30 min

Ramen Crust Alfredo Pizza
 
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Again, bread has taken a back seat to another bizarre substitute for dough. I guess broke ass college kids can find another innovative way to eat their favorite 20 cent meal. Unfortunately they'll need to spend an extra $10 bucks to turn it into this pizza. I went the Chicken Alfredo route, but you can do whatever you want with your ramen crust!
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Serves: 1 pizza
Ingredients
  • 3 Ramen Packages (makes 2, 9 inch Pizzas)
  • 2 Eggs (for binding)
  • Mozzarella Cheese
  • Alfredo Sauce
  • Chicken
  • Broccoli Florets
  • Grated Parmesan Cheese
  • Salt & Pepper
  • 2, 9 inch cake pans
Instructions
  1. Cook Ramen in boiling water like you're used to doing as a slum worthless nobody
  2. Add 2 eggs to the three packages of cooked (drained) ramen to act as a binding agent.
  3. Put half in one cake pan and the other half in the other cake pan and press down firmly. This is of course, if you want to make 2 pies, but you might as well considering once package might not be enough and 2 might be too much and who's going to just put 1 and a half into one without using the other half. Unless you just want to eat the other half, then make 2 packages and eat one half of the second package.
  4. Add clingy wrap to it to compress even more and place in freezer for 5 minutes minimum.
  5. The longer in the freezer the more it will firm up and hold it's shape.
  6. Now grill these round noodle discs for 6 minutes a side at 350°F or medium high heat.
  7. Place on pizza pan and sprinkle on grated parmesan cheese
  8. /2 cup of Alfredo sauce
  9. /4 Cup Mozzarella Cheese
  10. /2 Cup Broccoli Florets
  11. /2 Cup Chicken pieces
  12. /4 Cup Mozzarella Cheese
  13. Bake at 400°F for 10 minutes
  14. Broil for 2 minutes to get a nice crispy top
  15. Sprinkle on more shit if you want
  16. Cut it like a pizza and then take one bite... for the hellth of it.
Hellthy Nutritional Information
Serving size: ½ pizza Calories: 410 Fat: 19g Saturated fat: 9g Trans fat: 0g Carbohydrates: 40g Sugar: 2g Sodium: 600mg Fiber: 2g Protein: 15g Cholesterol: 40mg

 

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